Oh babe I just dunno where to start really it/ breaks my heart when I see what they’ve done to you/ sittin’ there tied to a chair in your underwear/ ooh I like your hair have you had it straightened?

/anyways you being nearly naked makes it easier/ kind of reminds me of the last time I was seein’ yer/remember Ronnie Scotts? we danced a lot, you said I looked hot/ you said something about the economy too but I forgot

/It was good night right a fun night right I could have / danced all night but the inevitable happened well /in the morning you disappeared without warning / no goodbye so I had a cry and I went shopping – I bought this Jimmy Choo handbag, amazing…..

TWO WEEKS LATER HEARD A SONG ON THE RADIO
NEW RELEASE, FUNKY BEATS AND IT MADE ME GO “OH
IS THERE SOMETHING MORE TO LIFE?”

I GOT A SENSE OF SOME KIND OF DESTINY
I GOT A FEELING SOME THINGS ARE KIND OF
MEANT TO BE
OH WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS…

DO YOU WANT A BABY BABY?
COZ WE’RE HAVING A BABY BABY
DO YOU WANT A BABY BABY?

DO YOU WANT A BABY BABY?
YUP, WE’RE HAVING A BABY BABY
DO YOU WANT THIS BABY BABY?

I JUST CAN’T HELP IT I’M A NAUGHTIES BABY BABY

Now/I understand it was a one night deal please don’t / feel like I’m tryin’ to trap you or nothing I mean/ I’m too young to have a kid I was gonna get rid / even borrowed off my Daddy the thousand quid but

/ here you are under lock and key in front of / me and I can’t help but think of providence / you’re an artist I’m the Mayor’s daughter / we aughta capitalise on our potential!

/ We’ll get our pictures in ‘Hello’ and ‘Okay’ okay?/ Okay, then we got your auto-biograph-ay/ we’ll get paid to attend film premiers/ havin’ a child could make both our careers – and I haven’t even started on the merchandising…

AND I’LL RECORD A SONG FOR THE RADIO
NEW RELEASE FUNKY BEATS THAT’LL MAKE YOU GO
“OH, IS THERE SOMETHING MORE TO LIFE”

AND IF IT DON’T WORK OUT FOR YOU AND ME
CAUSE NO ONE REALLY MEANS ETERNITY
WE’LL HAVE A BATTLE FOR CUSTODY

SO DO YOU WANT A BABY BABY?
CAUSE WE’RE HAVING A BABY BABY
A CELEBRITY BABY BABY

DO YOU WANT THIS BABY BABY?
IT’LL BE A RICH BABY BABY
DON’T BE SUCH A BABY BABY

I JUST CAN’T HELP IT I’M A NAUGHTIES BABY BABY

Come on say something!

Do you do you wannit do you do you wannit? Huh
Do you do you wannit do you do you wannit? Huh
Do you do you wannit do you do you wannit?
Cause in 8 months - I’m gonna drop it

DO YOU WANT A BABY?
CAUSE WE’RE HAVING A BABY
DO YOU WANT THIS BABY, BABY?

DO YOU WANT A BABY
OR SHOULD I END THIS BABY
CAUSE IT’S ONLY A BABY, BABY

DO YOU WANT A BABY BABY
OR SHOULD I ----- THIS BABY BABY
NO ONE WANTS A BABY BABY

NOT TIME FOR A BABY BABY
WHEN I’M READY FOR A BABY BABY
THEN I’LL GET ME A BABY BABY

I JUST CAN’T HELP IT I’M A NAUGHTIES BABY BABY
YEAH!